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1. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

2. The road to success is always under construction.

3. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

5. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what     you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

6. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

7. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

8. What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

9. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

10. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

11. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

12. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

13. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

14. "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

15. He who laughs last didn't get it.

         
*Kekekeke.... aku suka yang nombo 2 tu.. aku memang selalu jadi camtu.. tak abis2... 

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